Justifications for Bad Weather Excuses

Because sometimes you just can't get out the door.

Justification 1: "The Sudden Onset of Sudden Onset Syndrome (SOOS)"

My car broke down. No, really. It just... spontaneously combusted. In my garage.

Justification 2: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Umbrella"

I was just... uh... waiting for a friend to call me back about a rain-checker.

(Note: I've included a couple of hyperlinks to fictional subpages for further "reading material". Enjoy!)